him lazing around on the bed, already typing on his laptop.
ME: (Yawning, stretching, just waking up.)
ME: " Morning."
HIM: "What shall we do today?"
ME: "We need to go to Kmart to buy a new mop, this one is shite."
HIM: "Agreed. Shall we go in about an hour?"
ME: "Sounds good."
(Rob returns to typing on laptop)
ME: (Drowsily, rolling over to give him a cuddle)... "Mmm I love you. I want you to be my husby."
HIM: (Pause)... "OK!"
ME: "Sorry what?"
HIM: "Yes I'll be your husband!"
ME: "Um.. OK... sweet. Does this mean we are engaged then?"
HIM: "Yeah I guess so!"
HIM: "Damn it, I had a grand master plan for this!"
HIM: (Then jumps up and gets down on one knee) "Eve Louise Walters, will you be my wifey?"
ME: "This was your grand master plan???"
RING: Not yet. To be continued.
MOP: Still shite.